Camguest is next to worthless for the ebony lover like myself…

Where is that sweet chocolate???
The chocolate ladies are few and far between, and must be quested for like it’s the damn Lord of the Rings. There are no category searches, only name searches, making the search for black tail next to impossible…

The only way to find black booty on Camguest is to manually search through all of the pages and look at the small ass index pictures. Not so bad you say? Kiss my ass, it’s irritating as hell. The pictures are so small that you have to squint to see them, they only are displayed in groups of 10 at a time, and half of them are so washed out that any black girl is left looking at best like a Latina chick, at worst like an albino hooker.

Not being able to search using anything but the user name really pissed me off though, and predisposed me to hating the Camguest site. Wow, I am such a moaner, I know…

Bitchin’ is over, let’s find some hot ladies!
Anyway enough bitching about the terrible layout and design of Camguest. On to what really counts, the girls.

So after ten pages I finally find a black chick that is not uber skanky and looks good enough in panties that I want to see her out of them.

I hit a minor technical hitch. Try to keep up, this is a little technical; unlike a lot of other sites that use Java scripts to display their cam windows, the Camguest site uses an active X control. Now if you only use Internet Explorer and do not worry about your online security this is no problem and the cam feeds will load just fine. However if you give half a rats ass about your computer security then Camguest makes it extra difficult to watch the feeds. Boo hoo!

In order to use this with Fire Fox, or even Internet Explorer with the right security settings, you need to allow Camguest to run active X scripts on your computer. However make sure that you do not overstate the security preference and allow all sites to run active x scripts otherwise you are just asking to get hacked and infected with a malicious virus… Although, that’s up to you. I’m not Bill Gates, I’m just a cam reviewer, so feel free to use your own judgement, of course!

Camguest - chatting with one of their guests
Alright, so I finally get the Camguest camera script to load, and start chatting with this chick. She was alright, a little disappointing to be honest. I expect my girls to work for their money. Now I don’t expect them to jump through hoops for me, but I would like it if they at least pretended to be interested in what they do. Granted this is not necessarily a point against Camguest, because this girl may not be a representation of all the chicks on there, and Camguest does not screen their content providers. So on to the next chica…

Wait for it…. nope, chatting with cocomagic was a bust too. It’s not that she was a bitch like the last one, in fact coco was very sweet, we could even be friends. The problem is that whoever took the picture used for her thumbnail preview sure the hell wasn’t cocomagic. THE girl in the thumbnail was stacked in all the right places, beautiful caramel brown, and had full luscious lips just waiting to suck on something. The girl on camera was washed out, saggy, and needed to comb her hair; maybe it was the lighting…

Two strikes, I’m out!
Anyway after two strikes I was done with Camguest . An unfortunate use of Active X, poor sorting system, and general lack of sexy black girls left me with a bad taste in my mouth, and nothing too much exciting happening in my pants.

Although I can overlook a lot of things if there is quality chocolate lovin in the honey pot, there really wasn’t enough to keep me interested on Camguest .

Beyond the aforementioned lack of brown babes, the site also had a very strange look to it. The text was all over crowded, and the membership info seemed a little ambiguous.

That is not to say that this is a scam, I don’t think it is. Camguest has a ton of users, and I am sure most of them are legit. Apparently Camguest allows paying members to control cameras from their house. I was too disappointed in the ladies to try this out; however if it works as advertised then it’s pretty cool and worth checking out.

White chocolate?
If you are a fan of the vanilla babes then Camguest is a good place to get your rocks off; if however you like more chocolate sultry goodness, then Camguest is a definite failure to launch.

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