Why are all the black women celebrities fat? Is there some kind of law that forbids them to lose weight and get in better shape? I mean really, what is the deal, there is no excuse for them to not take better care of themselves. I love black women, love love love them, I would just like to see a little more variety in their ranks is all. It is just too true that there are too many of the elite black stars that I would not want to see on cam. That should not be the case.

Look at Tyra Banks now. She has gone all plus sized on us. She used to be a svelte sexy black woman who knew how to rock and roll and now she is all super sized and all. What hell happened there? Too many Big Gulps and Supreme tacos, she is cut OFF! No more yummy lunches for that bitch I tell ya, her people should sit her down and tell her to lay off the Cheet-tos! She is still sexy enough I guess but mostly just when she is fully covered and wearing some nice tight cinches around her waist, you take that puppy off and you are gonna have a hell of a lot of flesh come out swinging. I would stand back, way back, no I would definitely not want to see Tyra Banks on cam.

And her favorite frienemy is another I would avoid like the plague. Yuck, I never could stand Naomi Campbell myself, she is one ugly Be-yoch and nasty too. She would probably get down and dirty on cam but she is just too ugly for me to stand. And she probably stinks too from all that garbage picking. Not that I would smell it online but you catch my drift, or hers! Ha! So forget Naomi Campbell on cam, yucky.

God, who to talk about there is just so many black women that should be sexy but that aren’t, it is just not right, in fact they should go to jail for wasting their glorious skin on such shiteous bones.

Black women are much more attractive on the whole than your average chick, that is why it bugs me so much that there are so many that are just not living up to their potential in Hollywood. Sure we have some sex pots like Halle Berry, but she is not the norm it seems. I find more hot black babes on average cam sites than I do on television, that is insane and totally not right. More black stars need to show off their best and make us want them on cam, not that they will ever be there, but if we want to imagine them with no clothes we are going to spend more time at the movies. It is as simple as that.

That is why it makes me so mad that there are not more black actresses that I want to see on cam. I have some more example of ebony women that I really do not want to see on cam.

Oprah, oh my goodness where do I start with the big O. First of all you just never know what kind of something is hiding under there with her. She is always up and down in her weight, I don’t know if she sometimes hides Steadman under her clothes or what, it is so nuts. And a woman who is always covering herself up must have something to hide, so can you imagine what is lurking under there? It is frightening, enough to give me nightmares for a year.

With all of her weight gain she must have a billion stretch marks at least and you know how gross stretch marks are to look at. And she is probably all jiggly in all the wrong places. And most importantly she looks like a man with no make up on. Stars should never take it off, never show themselves in public with no makeup. How do women like that get to be so famous when they are so god awful? I would hate to see Oprah on cam with no makeup and no clothes and really, if they have to wear clothes there is just no point to being on cam.

And her friend Gayle, well I think that them together might be the one exception to me wanting to see Oprah on cam. If her and Gayle were to be together on cam then I would like to see it but only because I cannot get enough girl on girl action, especially of the ebony variety. Take Gayle on her own though and no thank you! Too tall and knobby for me.

Janet Jackson a couple of years ago would have been atrocious as well. She is another one that is always too fat to be sexy. And she would wear such terrible clothes too, and then there is the fact that she is related to Michael Jackson and that is enough to make me barf right then and there. Just the thought that she passed through the same birth canal is enough to taint her for all time in my opinion. She is looking a lot hotter now but still, when I look at her I think of her brother and…well…blechuhhg.

And come on, look at sorta black girl Nicole Ritchie. No one wants to see that. It is amazing that they even publish the paparazzi photos anymore of her, she looks so damn bad! Sure she pretty much looks white but she is a black girl and she needs beef up, she is thinner like I started out saying I would like to see, but man she has taken thin to a whole new low and it ain’t pretty at all. Maybe I should just be happy most are heavier rather than so god awfully thinny—yes I said thinny.

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